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Chapter 1 The Hunt For SlenderMan.

It was a dark and miserable day and I was searching for a mystery, suddenly a dark hooded figure came out of the shadows. N said reveal yourself. What do you want from me? I am E katakarma and that is none of your concern. You look familiar; I used to have a friend that looked like you. He was faith but I did not know his last name. Well I’m here to keep an eye on you. Who told you to do that, said N. my boss, said E. what so interesting that your boss has to keep an eye on me. So what do you get out of this? Said N. so what your going to follow me everywhere I go? Well I’ am only here to investigate a murder down by the docks. So while you are here have you seen any suspicious characters around here? Yes I have, said E. where abouts? See that big abandoned boat house over there. Yeh said N. what about it. Well you see there was a slimish man going into it just about 30 minutes ago, said E. well thanks I guess ill be heading off, said N. wait up I’m coming along too, said E. fine but if you get in my way I will kill you.

Ok then let us be off then, said N. as they started to walk towards the door, they heard a blood curdling scream!!! Quick hurry, we got to see if she is alive, wow you are slow, said E. alright im coming, said N. scream!!! (Again) did you hear that? Yes, said N. hey E is that what I think it is. Yep, said E. Ok, said N. How old are you by the way? I’m 18, said E. yeah and im a cherry tree, said N. to which E responded with (wait for it) GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS AND A TOASTER YOU SIMPLETON. Wow that’s a bit extreme, said N. back to the business at hand.

(5 minutes later)

Shall we find out what’s behind that door? Said N. a loud noise came from behind the large wooden door. As N and E walked slowly towards the large wooden door the lights flickered on and off. Gagelflec, said an unknown person. What the hell is Gagelflec, said E and N. who’s there, said N. hello there buddy. Is that who I think it is, said N. is that you Rikku? The one and only, said Rikku hyperactively. So why are you here? Said N. same as you two I heard the scream’s and ran to find out what it was, said Rikku. Then I saw you two, so that pretty much raps that up. So have you seen that slenderish man anywhere? Said N. what slenderish man, said Rikku. He’s wearing a black suit and a red tie, said N. does it look like I look like I know what you are talking about. Said Rikku. You know the slenderman? Said N. nope no idea who the f@#$ you are talking about, said Rikku. I was only asking geez, said N.